Badger of Honor

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Badger of Honor
halleyscomet
I'm on the train. A woman's phone rang. Her ringtone was a crowing rooster. While rushing to answer it she goosed me with her umbrella.

She was to busy with her phone call to apologize.

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What fowl behavior! That gull should have acted more pheasantly. You must egret that you didn't duck. Were you too chicken to call heron it? I'm sure she would have quailed at your grousing!

Now I feel decidedly bird-brained for not plucking up the courage to caw her on it.

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... wow.

Do I applaud or throw peanuts?

::curtsies::
I like peanuts. :)

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